Porn is love you can see.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Congratulations! We have a period
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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