it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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