There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
tell me about the fingering
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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