she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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