They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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