i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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