omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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