i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
