there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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