I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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