She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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