she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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