the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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