Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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