I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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