quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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