New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
he told me I talked like a deaf person
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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