Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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