There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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