just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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