i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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