well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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