dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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