u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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