id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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