Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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