So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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