problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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