Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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