normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
