Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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