That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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