i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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