Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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