I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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