Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
