and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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