my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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