somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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