awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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