Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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