it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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