So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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