Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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