Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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