i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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