just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
