Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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