last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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