Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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