...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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