chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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